Friday, October 5, 2007

Hi, my name is H&B's Mama and I am a Gymboree addict

I can stop at any time. I promise. I don't have a problem. Just because I've placed three orders in one month doesn't mean anything. So what if I put things in and take them out of my cart fifty-eleven times a day? That doesn't mean anything. What it means is that my kids are going to be dressed to the nines every day. Sort of like when I just splurged on some new clothes for me, because I decided it was time to stop wearing sweatpants and t-shirts every day with my crocs. And after a week of dressing in my cutie-pie clothes, I'm back to wearing sweatpants and t-shirts every day.

So, my ambition is to start dressing my children in clothes that match. I already have more clothes from Gymboree than they can wear in one lifetime. See, then, after they grow out of them, I can resell them on ebay. That's the word on the street. Ergo, I'm actually saving us money, and not simply spending. It's an investment vehicle. I'm available for financial advice for a minimal fee. I would do it for free, but I just found a hedgehog romper that The Bear must have or else I will die.

1 comments:

scdd said...

LOL, I love the way you justify your addiction. And you make it sound like tshirts and sweatpants are a bad thing? ;o)